Mc Hash Brown

The act of having sex with a girl where you lay your dick out on the bed. The girl than menstruates her period blood on your cock showing a direct correlation of when Morgan Spurlock put fancy ketchup on his has brown in the documentary Super Size Me.

Bro I am the virginity thief because she didn't know what a Mc Hash Brown is.

by AN0SEater March 21, 2020

sticky brown eye

the act of taking a dump and cumming from the bowel movements

excuse me i need to take a sticky brown eye

by swap fingers January 7, 2011

Brown Lips Bret

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO

Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????

by brown lips January 15, 2008

brown slush banana

When you shit your pants and have to dig your dick out of all of the shit.

Damn, I was so drunk I gave myself a brown slush banana.

by MissMorbidd April 22, 2018

Burd's Brown Brisket

The outcome of mixing your shit with glue and dye, in order to create the consistency of beef brisket. Bake at 350 degrees for 20 minutes for rare or 400 degrees for a creamier brown.

Last night Burd cooked me up some of his famous Burd's Brown Brisket for me and Ashley, she ran out of the house screaming at the first scent of the monstrosity.

by urmomgaaaaayyyyyy March 19, 2019

Brown rub down

The act of smearing poop on someone or something.

Shut up woman before I give yo the brown rub down

by Tree aka travis May 16, 2023

Dakota brown eye

When one wipes their eye with a towel that was used to wipe a dog's butthole

Gary now has the Dakota Brown Eye from using the wrong towel.

by DakotaGC November 13, 2020