Spann Job

A handjob where the giver wears a crusty Callaway Weather Spann golf glove. You break par if done in 72 strokes or less.

Me and the homies played golf yesterday, we took turns giving each other spann jobs.

by NotPhilMickelson June 6, 2024

Flame job

You get Your sexual partner to eat a whole bag of flaming hot cheetos without a drink. Make sure they do not lick their fingers, then proceed to tell him to give you oral sex.

You my friend just got a Flamejob.

Yo my lady gave me a Flame job and its been burning for 4 days already.

by Ron691999 June 12, 2022

Bro Job

Doing something meaningful to your bro in a time of need (according to Arin from Game Grumps)

Bro, I can like totally do a bro job for you.

by JOHNNY BIANCHINO February 26, 2019

lamp job

When you’ve “rubbed your girl the right way” (e.g. done something extra nice for her) and she tells you you can blow your next three loads anywhere you want.

It’s like a degenerate genie granting you three wishes.

Baby, that was so sweet of you! I’m gonna give you the best lamp job, just let me know where you want to put it.

by El Gato Fuerte February 22, 2019

blob job

when you get head from blobby

“Oh Blob gave Jason and Nico a Blob Job”

by nanalover123 October 1, 2019

Phlegm Job

The act of performing fellatio on your partner whilst being sick, likely with bronchial sputum which assists in lubrication.

“Neither of us wanted to slam, so we opted for a phlegm job instead.”

by Barkingpenguin November 13, 2022

hip job

When a person uses the inside of their hips and thighs to stimulate the penis without inserting it into the vagina or ass. Can be done lying down or standing up, but is best done laying down and facing away so the guy gets a good view of the butt.

Person 1: I don't think it counts as sex, does it? Does a hand job count?
Person 2: Nah, I think both a handy or a hip job definitely count as sex.

by bweehehe August 22, 2021