Crispy Juice

When something is juuuust right, in perfect balance, the Goldilocks effect. When something could easily be ruined but is not due to tact, diligence, and luck. Also slang for intoxicants.

That juice was reeeeal crispy last night.

-What you mean the show?

Yaaa that was some super crispy juice.

-Toadly.

by EvenMore March 5, 2012

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sweatin like a juice box

rollin' off of exstacy, beaned up, so you are sweatin hard as fuck (like a juice box)

playa1: so did seantrel pop that e?

playa2: yea that nigga sweatin like a juice box

by bob keifson January 22, 2010

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huge cocked fuck with patchy pubes. known to have swinger parties with sellingbussy in which they cover everyone in chocolate and whoever has the cleanest cock in the end wins. has huge aussie hands good for jerking you off.

Defy juice just railed me hard in the back alley after a night out.

by sellingbussy April 29, 2022

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Booty Juice

Slang for "Haldol". A medication used on children in mental health facilities. Also used extensively in the Utah "Troubled Teen" industry, where the teen will be pinned down while a vindictive, near sociopathic nurse takes down his pants in front of the others, and jams the needle into his backside.

See: "Child Abuse"

Jason called the nurse a cunt, so she called the RA's to pin him down, and gave him the booty juice right there in the recreation room.

by UtahSucks May 4, 2023

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spicy juice

Toddler term for soda. Especially helpful for explaining to toddlers what soda is when the only drinks they've ever had are milk, water, and juice. Once used, it tends to stick.

Mom: Do you want some spicy juice, Zelda?
Zelda: Uh-huh. Not toooo spicy.

by ElinorsDad October 14, 2023

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