Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

don't be jelly my g

A method of calming a jealous friend.

Don't be jelly my g, it's not my fault I am so good at pwning noobs.

by BigBadOllie August 27, 2020

G

We hate the letter G. Fuck G.

1: G
2: you dare oppose the H empire

by 5ze7xr6 August 28, 2020

G-Man

A man who lives in constant anger and agony that he takes all of it out my smashing plates. G-Man is obsessed with the collection and storing of plates. If you upset or frustrate G-Man who must run as he as precision aim and can smash a plate over your head from any distance. G-Man is most commonly seen at airport security stopping people from entering the country with illegal plates.

"G-Man split my head open with a plate again"

by platesmasherrr August 31, 2020

Joe G

THE BEST TEACHER YOU WILL EVER ENCOUNTER, HE HAS A BALD SPOT AND IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. STUDENST MAY CONSIDER HIM AS THEIR BSF BC HE IS SO FRIENDLY. HE HAS LITTLE CARE FOR ANYTHING YOU HAVE TO SAY AND THAT MY FRINEDS IN JOE G

P1 - whos that?
P2 - fucking joe g

P3 - what a stunner

by saggydaddy September 4, 2020

g

fagg

you are a g.

by fetgnhsrygv September 8, 2020

G

You most likely typed this into your computer and expected google.com to be filled in the auto-correct.

person 1: types in g, clicks too fast before auto-correct could fill in google.com
person 1: fuck

by HesADreemurr September 15, 2020