Yo mom

Yo mom

Person 1:yo mom is so fat shes part of both Sides of the family.
Person 2:stfu

by Ihmssm December 17, 2023

fuck my mom

You should do it

you should fuck my mom, bob!

by cdnwejdc December 1, 2022

mom

A woman who is stronger than you can imagine yea sometimes she may get on your nerves but she is just trying to raise you right a woman who is trying her harderst to save you from making all the bad decisions that she made a woman who will stick by your side and love you no matter what a woman who carried you for 9 months a woman who is gonna be your best freind, and when she hurts youll never know because she is trying her hardest to make sure that your ok, mom is someone who will always love you and cerrish you no matter anything she, a mother dosent pick her husband over her kids or anything over her kids her kids are the main proity her kids are her everything she loves her kids os much and it hurts her whne her kids are rude towards her but youll never hear her saying that you hurt her a mom is very strong

wow i love my mom

by ur_daddy2 December 2, 2022

ur mom

A maternal insult, also referred to as a "yo mama" joke, is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother

Friend: Yo u have a big forehead
You: Yk who does have a big forehead?
Friend: Who?
You: ur mom
Friend: ~shocked~

You: haha
Friend: goes thru all 5 stages of grief

PS: idc if theres more stages of grief

by anonymous December 2, 2022

Your mom

"Your mom", Symbolized as "Yo Momma!" is a joke that people are using it often. Like kids using it, (I don't know why?!?)

Friend: Hey man! I got a your mom joke!

You: Oh, what is it?

Friend: Yo momma so fat, She falled downstairs.

You: Damn, nice.

by GamerGamer5643 December 2, 2022

jorny porny his mom

She is some hoe hoe hoe. she even works on the hoe hoe hoe school were she teaches little children to fuck, hmmmm indeed. it is the mom of jorntporny the most awful kid on earth and outside earth.

did you go to jorny porny his mom's school

by SPICYVAVTUSPORNO December 5, 2022

ur mom

The BEST joke in the entire world

Person 1: Wht are u doing
Person 2: ur mom ;)

by arandomcatto December 8, 2022