Gas hands

A term used by the cryptocurrency community when someone wants to sell, but cannot get a fair exchange rate due to high fees (which fluctuate regularly), called gas in crypto slang. Related to "diamond hands".

"Dude, I'm holding ETH right now and I want to sell 0,5 ETH but these damn gas fees want to charge me 0,2 ETH, no way I'm that crazy."
"Fuck man, gas hands all the way then."

by Delenition September 10, 2021

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Nap hands

When you wake up from sleeping (specifically a nap) and you have no grip-strength. You’re unable to grasp and/or pick things up due to this weakness.

“Hey man can you pass me my water bottle?”

“Sorry man I can’t I have nap hands”

by definitely not alexa June 20, 2023

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Hand Circus

When a someone who has a deformed hand or is missing a finger gives you a hand job until the big top explodes.

That chick last night was missing her thumb, but damn could she give a hand circus!

by Mr.Stupidface April 12, 2022

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Two Hand Timmy

The act of launching someone with one/two arms, proceeding to hit the victims head onto a piece of furniture or wall.

“Brett what’d you do??”
“I two hand timmy’d him”

by Digg Bickk January 17, 2020

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second-hand sun

When you get your daily allotment of vitamin D from basking in an iridescent moon glow. Mostly pertaining to those living in overcast places who never get to see the sun...but for some reason always see the moon.

Ultra-white chic: "I don't have to worry about freckles since I tan in second-hand sun!"

Normal chic: "Yeah the 'Elven' look really works for you...how is 'Narnia' these days!"

by Skippychris December 8, 2010

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