lank god

Someone who is really skinny and or lengthy in every way shape and form. They can be classified as So lengthy that they even look malformed and awkward in appearance.

Kevin Durant is a straight up lank god!

Bol Bol be looking like a lank god.

After she slept with Evan last night she claimed she was sore because he was a lank god.

by Nateg123 November 28, 2017

gods work

taking candy from children

“im out at my little sisters birthday doing gods work”

by SmugV September 13, 2021

God complex

A toxic trait to judge people based off of their top artist on Spotify and if it isn't someone they listen to, you're def looked down on.Ironically though, they're self abased about every other trademark of theirs.

I have a god complex

by Random73528 December 26, 2022

Gods purpose

The dance of the vibrating of legs while thrusting them up and down along with your hands in an orange justice manner.

I did the Gods Purpose to show off to my mom at the school dance.

by Gסd September 26, 2018

the toast of gods

a toast made out of all the random bullshit you find in your kitchen, except you do EVERYTHING wrong
example: chocolate, peanut butter, carrots and corn, pepperoni but also salami

"dude i just made the toast of gods"
"are you sure you're gonna eat that?"

by egocer December 17, 2023

Aztec sun god gooning

Aztec sun god flicker gooning is going to be when you flicker goon and you squirt 2222m out then the sun shines apon you and your soul transcends out of your body and levitates into the beam of sun light and you meet Huitzilopochtli who gives you the ability to have glowing shiny nut that could burn like lava

Dude, I was Aztec sun god gooning last night and now my nut is lava!

by 7ncvz December 9, 2024

God

A falsified leader of a religion that ultimately lead to the death of more people than any existing war.

“God” is kind of a dirtbag if you think about it…

by Asterisk Potato November 16, 2023