toasted penis

when you wanna up your dick game so u shove ur mEatY cock in a toaster and toast the bitch

dude i was so drunk last night and i woke up with a case of toasted penis

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Reptile Penis

The act of recieving a toothy BJ that results in scar tissue damage, therefore making your penis look scaley and rough.

Dude that blow job that I got from that porker in the bathroom of taco bell gave me reptile penis.

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"I have to pray to my penta-penis."
"your WHAT"

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This is when a man/boy has a long foreskin which makes their penis look like a volcano

For example, Rhys McGowan sent a dick pic to Abbie and then Abbie said he has a volcano penis

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A 4-headed lucky penis that brings you good luck and fortune.

"Johnny Jungle was deep-dicking me with that quad-tip dipper and then I won lucky tray day. He must have a clover penis"

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Small tiny cock

He has not seen it it years

Luna said it was too small

Less than a centimeter

He’s also gay for penis

Judes penis non visible almost a blank spot

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a less aggressive way of saying soft cock

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