rip my heart

1. When you feel so sad your heart hurts like it got ripped in half ;
2. A feeling during which you wish you could crawl in a hole and die;
3. When the sun just doesn’t shine in your head for days and days;
4. When you’re hotter than hot for someone so much you feel like your on fire 🔥 and they aren’t for you.

Rip my heart ❤️ and ignore me.

by Lounger77 June 4, 2018

Wipe my ass

Telling someone to wipe your ass to disrespect them. If that motherfucker decides to do so, he a fuckin slave suckin dicks on groove street probably for some gay ass losers.

Yo that nigga wipe my ass, i disrespected his ass in front of whole crowd. I heard his bitch ass been hangin out with gays, not a suprise.

by Fuckerhaha November 12, 2019

not my finest hour

to acknowledge a blunder, mistake or bad decision.

Someone: You were fired last year for telling your boss to go fuck himself?
You: Yes. It was not my finest hour.

by jilm January 12, 2018

my tummy hurts

When your stomach hurts, but you say tummy instead of stomach for some strange reason.

Mommiiiii my tummy hurts. I need foood.

by GOOGLE456 November 20, 2017

lose my shit

Working my last nerve

If you don't back the fuck up...I'm going to lose my shit.

by imdone247 February 5, 2017

Not my first rodeo

Texas prisoners took part in the rodeo that came to their town every year. So a common retort to let another prisoner know they had been imprisoned for a few years and were not hearing anything new was, “this ain’t my first rodeo”.

“I know that, Dude. This ain’t (is not) my first rodeo. Rodeo, a way to mark the number of years one has been imprisoned in the Texas Prison System. Not my first rodeo.

by OldTimes May 19, 2020

Bucket For My Creys

A common saying especially on Tumblr to express just how much somebody is crying. Mostly said when the person isn't infact crying they just feel like they're going too.

"Look at how gorgeous that man is"
"Omg, I need a bucket for my creys"

"I managed to get concert tickets!"
"I'll need a bucket for my creys.

by kevinginit August 9, 2012