lulule-mom

A middle aged woman with kids still trying to get teenage and senior attention alike that always looks ready to go to pilates or hot yoga.

Dressed head to toe in lululemon with the occasional patagonia jacket. She is PTA president and is super involved in her kids lives. Likely shops at whole foods. You can probably catch her running around her neighborhood park pushing her children in a stroller. Drives an Acura MDX to meet for brunch with other lulu moms.
See also “resting LLM face”

That lulule-mom clearly doesn’t know she’s in her 40’s. It’s kinda creepy the way she puts herself on display for attention. So sad that no one taught her how to have self-esteem in different ways than dressing like an aerobics instructor. I mean seriously, who even dresses like that and expects to get taken seriously.

by Dickshunharry June 23, 2021

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Soccer mom stick

Another name for a 510 thread battery. Refers to the idea that most white, middle class mothers, specifically ‘soccer moms’, prefer vaping THC cartridges rather than smoking due to the discrete nature of vaping.

“Do you really think you can get stoned in the middle of the grocery store?”
“Yeah it’s cool I got a soccer mom stick”

by RougeBlazer June 24, 2021

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your mom

The hottest , sexiest , freakiest chick ever. I need her phone number for medical purposes if you know what i mean ;)

Also can be used a joke among 12-year olds who didn’t hit puberty yet and think fuck/sex is a bad word.

Bro your mom is so hot , can she let me hit

by milkers inc. June 24, 2021

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