co king

If u say co king fast it sounds like u saying cocaine, pretty cool right? *drugs is not cool and drugs are gay AF*

Police officer: So, what do you have in your car.
Guy: Oh just my co king hiding in my-
*pulls trigger*

by Johnstuff12 September 6, 2021

The Kings Chalice

The practise of two people—a guy and a female—wearing the paper Burger King crown in a bedroom while they are nude. The man fingers her until she is ready to squirt. The man then spreads his foreskin as wide as he can adjacent to her vagina to capture all the vaginal fluids she releases. The woman than picks up the mans penis and sips her squirt out of the mans foreskin

"Hey man, you ever done The Kings Chalice?"
"Nah man. I'm cut"

by Shreksstepson November 22, 2023

King George

When your partner asks you to ejaculate on a specific body part and you miss completely.

Wow. You really King Georged it when I asked you to cum on my face. You completely missed and it's all over the pillow.

by AT Realist December 29, 2023

King Vive

1. The owner of survival Minecraft Server Darkhelmet (DHMC)
2. A gigantic fart

All hail King Vive
I call this the King Vive: FFFFBBBBBHHHHHFFBBLLRRRTTTT

by Jonathan Momelius June 15, 2020

Simp King

King Simp or Simp King is a male who is overly desperate for the approval of women and will use anything at his disposal by (sacrificing his money, power, his time, his freedom, his manhood, his dignity or his self-esteem) to get a woman to love him.

Michael B. Jordan is a Simp King for bowing down to Lori Harvey.

by #TheQuickness April 3, 2021

King Belvedere

The best rock band to ever come out of Baltimore.

we need a king belvedere feel.

by B-A October 20, 2008

rural king

A tool/handy store that your dad/grandpa will most likely take you when he needs tools

Dad: Son wanna go to rural king? Son: hell no that places is boring ass shit

by Yot club July 11, 2022