heart attack jacked

When you or your loved one experience a heart attack or other cardio issue that suddenly changes your life into a constant regimen of medicine, diet, and lifestyle adjustments along with lots of doctor appointments that destroy all the routines you had previously.

Suzy: I'd love to go have some drinks with you to catch up.
Me: oh, girl, you know I can't, that part of my life got heart attack jacked.

I used to love that restaurant but with my diet heart attack jacked, I haven't been there since last December.

by Kavakahn December 10, 2022

Jack Septic Eye

This would look great on a mug

I fucking love Jack Septic Eye

by Cochoco August 2, 2018

jumping jacks on the d

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone

Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone

by Condolences Jordan February 7, 2022

Butt crack jack

Butt crack jack is a redhead who is a butt crack. He is a pain in the arse and weird. I dislike him and do not trust him.

Butt crack jack the little kid who gets smacked!

by Farting Tim March 20, 2022

Gettin Jacked Up

Going to the bar and get extremely drunk because your wife took the TV away. One who is drunk and unable to drive so he/she tends to get run over or kidnapped or some crazy ass thing.

Use your word in a sentence
Paul,"Man Jimmy was so gettin jacked up last night"
Dave,"Yeah man piss ran down his legs"

by Tay~Tay May 2, 2015

Jack Dylan Grazer

jack is an actor that is known for his roles in IT, IT: Chapter Two (playing young Eddie Kaspbrak, and Shazam! (playing Freddy Freeman). he is the sweetest boy ever with an energetic personality! he is truly beyond talented with what he does. if you ever befriend him you can expect loads of chaotic and happy energy. he shows lots of affection towards his friends. truly the most lovable boy ever <3

“Didn’t you hear? Jack Dylan Grazer is gonna play one of the main characters in the new HBO show titled ‘We Are Who We Are’!”

by eddiecastbrak February 1, 2020

Jack septic eye

mohs imaginary friend

"who's jack septic eye"
"oh thats just moh being silly again"

by cricket06 November 17, 2022