I wouldn’t go

Used to instigate someone into making a comeback when they had just been roasted or otherwise violated.

Usually preceded by personally.

Tod: John, you’re face looks like if two slugs got run over.

John: … *walks away*

James: Ooooh John, you just gonna go like that? As a twenty-two year old black male, I wouldn’t go.

by MonksTheMonkey May 3, 2022

k to the i to the a Zombitch

K to the I to the A Zombitch is what an American would say after absolutely dominating a zombie in a nazi theater. Also mean Kia which is killed in action

Zombie: Groans

Random marine: shoots with shotgun and kills the Zombie

Random marine: K TO THE I TO THE A ZOMBITCH

by 1 inch is just big enough October 27, 2022

i hate mugs

a phrase people who hate mugs say a lot.

person:hey, do you hate mugs?
me: yes, i hate mugs. i even got the "urban dictionary: i hate mugs" mug.

by pofdzm November 6, 2022

I love sunset.

I may have forgotten you, but I can't forget our memories.

Hey, i love sunset. So do you?

I might forget about you but i can't forget our memories.

by Uni.Corn September 19, 2022

I love bagels

If you love bagels then I love you….you are very important and great!

Mike: I LOVE BAGELS
Jonah: Omg same!

by iLOVEBAGEL October 5, 2022

I Listen to Cavetown

A way of telling somebody that you are FTM transgender or transmasc. It’s like if you ask someone if they listen to girl in red (asking if they are attracted to women)

A: Hey what’s up
B: Hi

A: Uh do you listen to girl in red?
B: Oh no no- I Listen to Cavetown

A: Ohhhh ok

by Rocki_Road October 15, 2022

i was at the hospital actually

When you were actually at the hospital, most likely for a chest infection.

I was at the hospital actually for a chest infection

by trotclopper January 1, 2022