insta hoe

literally anyone who has 300+ followers on Instagram

Person 1: damn look at his account, he has 332 followers!
Person 2: damn he an insta hoe frfr

by frogscotch November 26, 2021

New Hoes Before Old Bros

When one of your best buddies decides to ditch you and your friends for this new girl whom he just met, but can't seem to ever leave her or even want to.

"Hey man I haven't heard from you in a while. Why don't we get the crew together and hit the bar tonight?"
--"IDK dude I just met this girl a few days ago and she's perfect, I can't find one fault about her!"

"Well keep looking! If you let her know how you feel this soon she will control you and you'll be whipped."
--"Nah not this one, she is different, we are equals in this relationship and she is my dream girl!"

"Ah sounds to me like your choosing new hoes before old bros! Have fun with that!"

by Urban Hiptionary May 23, 2013

crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.

I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.

by Equipe05 February 8, 2017

Hoe

You

You a hoe

by Boiboiboibop February 3, 2020

Hoe

A girl named Laylani

Boy 1 : your girlfriend’s name is really Laylani?
Boy 2 : yea, why?
Boy 1 : she’s definitely a hoe

by Hoboisaniggahoboisahobo December 9, 2023

Hoe

Hoe means that u fucked different people each night

I fucked different people each nightbthat is what hoe means

by Allie Peters June 12, 2018

Hoe

A dumbass girl in your school that thinks everyone likes them. They usually have brunette hair but can be blonde. Don’t let them near your man because they will take them. Stay back they usually smell like fish. They are also snakes so be careful. They might just snatch up yo man

Your a big HOE

by Savannah’s December 19, 2019