Jinzo the god

Jinzo the God is the god of hot tubs and movie theaters and never lets down. Jinzo also loves anime and new headsets that aren’t broken.

Friend 1: Jinzo the god gifted me a hot tub and movie theater last week!

Friend 2: man Jinzo is so cool!

by BOOIOII January 22, 2019

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sex and god

if something is unfathomably good, like an infinitely fast internet connection or a blueberry cheesecake form candid café, some people can only explain their quality as being made of the greatest things that mankind has experienced

1. "Christ man this cheesecake is made of sex and god!"

2. "I can play multiple high powered games because my computer is made of sex and god."

by snicksnackpaddywack May 17, 2014

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God Streak

When you don't beat your dick and begin a streak. Some say God streak reflects not beating your dick to pay your respects to God.

Everyday I wake up and try to go on a God Streak, but when I see Indian woman, I fail.

by Dont forgive me November 1, 2021

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God Church

god church refers to when something is literal or very good

I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

by kendiK April 16, 2019

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God

A bad word

Karen: Oh my god Becky
Religious person: That's a bad word you need to go to jail

by Omgbeccaauhh November 28, 2020

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Good Morning and God Bless

When you're taking a shit, drinking coffee and eating breakfast on the toilet at the same time.

John - "Oh damn, did you smash Hila last night, she's a freakin babe!"
Ethan - "Yeah I did, she even made me breakfast and coffee so I could have a Good Morning and God Bless!"

by Spiderfly May 22, 2018

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