Brown eye guy

A guy who really enjoys a good look up close at the Mysterious brown eyed monster

Mark is totally a brown eye guy!

I truly enjoy zooming in on a nice clean brown eye, you could say I’m a brown eye guy.

by Wordvamp13 April 22, 2020

Brown eye Betty

The act of snorting cocaine off of a female anus
(See also Brown eye Benny)

I haven't been this high since The brown eye Betty I did from Madame josianne in the ninth grade.

by Someone very else February 3, 2013

Brown trouser Monday

The anxiety and pressure one feels before beginning work or at work on the Monday back after a holiday or weekend. This could be at school or in the workplace.

Joe: did you get that work in?

Paul: no, I had a “brown trouser Monday”

by DingleDog August 4, 2020

Bourbon brown sugar

The mixture of poo and booze that sometimes results from buttchugging.

Bro 1: I got bourbon brown sugar on my chicken wings...

Bro 2: Sick, dude.

by a nouny moose August 15, 2016

Turbo brown cow

Prune juice, Milk of Mag, AND Miralax, AKA crap-juice.

Mr. Johnson is so plugged up I had to give him a turbo brown cow. It was that or go digging for gold.

by DaniBlue November 11, 2016

The Brown Eyed Ringer

The act of placing your wedding ring inside the vagina while having anal sex.

I can't wait to get married and give her the brown eyed ringer on our honeymoon.

by JTCK December 3, 2017

Brown hole junky.

One who cannot get enought of a place they should not be.

That guy is a Brown hole junky.

by TBonePicket July 23, 2011