New Jersey Double Down

The New Jersey Double Down is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves taking a KFC double down and putting it into a woman's vagina, typically followed up by a good ole fuckin'. The term "New Jersey" originated from a lesser known, but crucial additional practice that involves "Double Down'" the female who has recieved the KFC Double Down. In New Jersey, you see, good old white boys, when bored, would fuck any girl that moves including the delicious KFC double down (Which your life fully sucks when you dont try it so stop reading this and go to Kentucky Fried Chicken right now and try it instead of wasting your pointless lives) To properly perform the New Jersey Double Down follow-up procedure, one must take a nice fresh hot KFC double down onto the vagina WITHOUT spreading the lips. This creates a core that enters the woman, and then dregs the colonel sauce in which that explode out all over her (including her nipples). By randomly stabbing with the cock, one will successfully New Jersey Double Downing the girl... repeating, naturally.

Yo guys! Did you see that hot ass girl Kim lately? Man, i just want to give her the New Jersey Double Down.

by jupaoflam December 11, 2010

s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g

Snoop dizzle made this shit

my name is s-n-double-o-p-d-o-double-g

by 2E-Z December 9, 2004

Double Fisted Chulupa Grab

The act of grabbing your manhood with both hands, while thinking of your actractive co-workers (male or female).

Randy preformed the Double fisted chul;upa grab while looking down at Carla's tits over the command center.

by AP1318 September 14, 2003

Double "D" Bad

Double "D" Bad is when something is so beyond cool, that it transcends bad and goes to Double "D" Bad, as in "badd", not just "bad"

Hey, that convertable is double d bad, dude.

by Annie March 11, 2005

Double FUPA w/ Cheese

A women who is so fat she has two FUPA rolls and a fungus cream collecting in between them, is in possession of a double FUPA with cheese.

Similar to "ear cheese" with gauged piercings.

Holy shit man! I can smell that huge bitches "double FUPA w/ cheese"!

by _deleted September 7, 2009

double barrel shotgun wedding

See shotgun wedding. When the female party involved in the shotgun wedding is pregnant with twins.

Ainsley: My single friend Carlene just got knocked up with twins.

Daniel: She's in line for a double barrel shotgun wedding.

by D-Glove March 18, 2004

double cum bubble prod

An extremely advanced sex technique that was banned in 19 countries by the Geneva Convention and remains today as one of the most powerful and notorious sex moves history

Double Cum Bubble Prod is when you mold your pre-cum into two separate bubbles on the tip of you cock than you push you dick against her cunt, but you do NOT penetrate.

If you keep prodding repeatedly and you will always cum last :D

The reason its so powerful is because the girl will prepare to be penetrated but it wont come. If you keep doing it she will keep preparing and keep going and going. This is extremely exhausting for her and the technique is primarily used to weaken her so you can be better in bed

However it was banned because the consequence can be dire. Continued usage can cause serious damage to her ass and may eventually cause severe sex problems in the next 16 years.

It can also be used to punish her and shit thats why it was banned

But besides that its a sick way to get that shit pumped, baby

DUDE 1: Bro one of my mentors taught me how to do the Double Cum Bubble Prod man

she was like -_- O_O -_- O_O -_- O_O

DUDE 2: Dude thats not cool she was probably hurt man

DUDE 1: Nah Im just pumping that shit homie

by Notorious waaay September 2, 2011