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by CAPTAIN LOOPYHEAD January 26, 2011
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Urban Ramble

Verb: to walk aimlessly in an urban setting, viewing cultural exhibitions and sites of historic interest.

Optional: occasionally point at examples of culture or historic interest and proclaim 'they should have that in Scunthorpe'

See Also:Urban Shamble
Are we going for an Urban Ramble this Sunday?
by Co-Founder #SundayLunchClub February 18, 2011
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Urban Shamble

Verb: To Urban Ramble whilst hungover.

See Also: Urban Ramble
I hate sambuca, I feel like absolute poo. Should we go for an Urban Shamble? There's a nice fountain I want to look at and say 'They should have that in Scunthorpe'.
by Co-Founder #SundayLunchClub February 18, 2011
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urban dictionary

A no-account ("nocount"), imaginary (online) place where anyone with 1/4 (a fourth, to numerologists) of a brain, a keypad and Internet connection can seek social approval (glory or fame), while attempting to provide accurate meanings for newly coined or preexisting words and phrases--usually slang and colloquial terms.

These posts are usually laced with "attitude"--a typically urban street-strutting, in-your-face, fuck-you-if-I-care way of writing, talking and shouting (IF POSTED IN ALL CAPS).

Users who post definitions may achieve a good laugh or widespread understanding of the term defined.

A pathetic few achieve mere mockery--or full-on, pee-soaked, mind-fucked embarrassment due to lack of intelligence, drunken/drugged posting or being beat on by drunk, high or FUBAR people while posting.

The worst results come from vague definitions, meandering prose posing as erudition, atrocious spelling (a troll! shush spelan), and Palinesque examples that fit like a trout wearing Spanx.
Dude 1: Whuut? I yoou dndt spal thet kerrectleee? Duuude, i aws wayyyy hi men!

Dude 2: Posed it ta erbin dikstinary. Iy was drunky to.

Dude 1: Hay whaddas SUCK rilly mean like rily i nvr got nun on my dkc.

Dude 2: Gitta dam hadn offmy nek U LLLOOOOOSER hay Put er ggogllookorp on ubann DIcktmnaary o coputer now man.

Dude 1: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz ppppppppfffart

Palin: Looky, Ma! I got a teevee show about some fish and bears! It pays 12 million dollars. Gee shucks, I got a Twitter and I'm gonna post a folksy new word to the Urban Dictionary now!

"Bearicious" - it means a delicious, vicious bear I just killed with my gun and Todd ran over with his snowmobile ta make sure it's killed dead! Let's eat, kids!
by Tee$ May 22, 2011
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Urban Dictionary

The best website ever for finding odd definitions to weird words for weird people
Hey john the pedophile down the street goes on Urban dictionary all the time for luring little kids into his van
by DaT 1 GuY 696969 April 22, 2011
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Urban Itch

When you suddenly feel a compulsive need to add a definition to Urban Dictionary, usually after coining or re-defining a witty term or phrase.
Person 1: "So when I get disgusted and spit out my gum, I call it 'A case of the ickies'..."
Person 2: "Haha damn, we gotta share that with the world. I've got the Urban Itch."
by DukeT November 26, 2010
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Urban Jacked

When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.
"Yo Phil... Fully completely done me over yesterday bro he urban jacked my word man!"

Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"
by GRF10 December 16, 2010
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