October 21

National poop on the floor at school day

When we got in class on October 21st, JJ popped on the floor!

by ThePoopEater42069 October 20, 2019

October 31

National Send Nudes Day. For all the thirsty boys and girls out there today is your lucky day! Ask for nudes and if they say no then send them this. They always have the right to refuse though. Bonus points if they have some sort of costume on.

Boy: Hey baby could i get some nudes
Girl:Idk why would I
Boy: cuz its October 31

by WHATUP NUGGET October 28, 2019

October 25

The one day every gay person is straight and every straight person is gay

I'm gay but because it's October 25 I'd normally be straight

by Todobaku_Shipper_69 February 15, 2020

October 26

The day to kiss your partner, and spend a day with them :)

Bob: do you know what day it is today?
Bella: Yeah it’s October 26?
Bob: we get to spend the day together :)

by Elxie88 November 1, 2021

October 20th

National No-Fanmail Day

"this is a serious message to everyone watching my update right now peace and love peace and love I want to tell you please after the 20th of October do not send fan mail to any address that you have nothing will be signed after the 20th of October if that has a date on the envelope it's gonna be tossed I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do so no more fan mail thank you thank you and no objects to be signed nothing ah anyway peace and love peace and love" - Richard "Ringo Starr" Starkey, before October 20th

by ringostarrslilcockgobbler November 18, 2019

October 19

make your brother drive you day

hey mark! it’s october 19th, you know what that means

by Julie Henderson October 19, 2019

October 21

National kiss your gf day

It’s October 21 we gotta kiss babe

by The gurl slayer October 20, 2019