National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 20, 2021

National Slime Sartaj Day

When you see Sartaj out in public you know it's time to slime him out
This holiday is celebrated on July 7th

"Bro have you seen Sartaj today? I NEED to slime him!"
"You coming? It's national slime Sartaj day, we gotta move."

by zzsaturn July 7, 2025

National Lying Day

You can lie about anything

Nick: Are you the one who ate my apple pie?
Imman:Nah it wasn't me it was Sebastian
Nick: Dont lie to me
Imman: What do you mean? It's "National Lying Day"

by ImmanIsTall December 4, 2020

National Esté Day

This day is for the most beautiful girl in the world. The bestest Girlfriend. National Esté day

Today is National Esté day. Let’s celebrate!!!

by DingusMalingus September 12, 2022

National booty pic day

On may 25th share a booty pics with those closest to you to brighten their mood.

Hope i get a picture today for national booty pic day.

by TheDopeSlinginSlasher May 25, 2022

National nudes day

July 20th, the day you're obligated to send an nude picture to your favourite dick or pussy owner

It's national nudes day today, I have to send him the photo I took this afternoon

by Throwaway 111 July 19, 2025

National boobs day

It’s national show me your boobs day!!! Show me them please

You show me your boobs now?? Please?? It’s national boobs day

by Mystmyss September 26, 2022