Kosher meat

When you’re gay goy boy and like cut cock, you’re craving some of the “kosher meat
- do you get meat?
- only if its kosher, im craving some kosher meat right now
by legoduplo82 August 02, 2024
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meat strat

the polite way to alert your peers to the beginning of a meeting for school
hey guys meat strat for chemistry
by kingofpoo32 July 06, 2021
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meat groans

The groans one emits when seeing or thinking about a desirable meat.
Person 1: Mmm, bacon.

Person 2: Dude, now is not the time to be letting out meat groans. We're at a funeral!
by ClassicJohn October 01, 2019
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chapel meat

The tool a priest uses to engage young choir boys
The priest took the young choir boys behind the bike shed and enlightened them with his chapel meat.
by ChurchMeat April 18, 2015
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Meat hoarder

A girl who tries sleep with every guy, so that other women can't get any of their meat.
Sandy is such a meat hoarder, nobody is getting laid if she is around.
by Sik240sx December 10, 2022
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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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