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beat meat

to repeatedly smack a segment of meat, (particularly cow fat), with a specialised tool known as a willy wacker
OMG!, my bf Jonathan let me beat his meat at dinner last night, it was incredible! (beat meat)
by lucasant November 13, 2023
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Meat Flaps

The flaps of a pussy that are EXTRA Stretchy and Long
Person1: Oml look at those, yum!
Lily: Are you talking about Rebecca's Meat Flaps?!
Isaiah: Hell yeah, are you jealous Lily bcz I ain't want yours?!
Person1: *Eating Her meat flaps* mm hmm uh uh mhhmhhmhh more mama cita!!
Isaiah: Get the FUCK OFF those are my MEAT FLAPS!!
by IBePourinOutTheFax May 17, 2019
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Chopping The Meat

To chop the meat is an action that takes place during a concert or while listening to music.
Place your inside hand on the subject's arm for starters. Begin the chopping motion on the subject's arm (not to hard)with your outside hand just below your "holding hand". Now move your "chopper" down the subject's arm slowly while chopping at a moderate to fast pace (keeping with the beat of the music).
by doodxor July 21, 2003
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mountain meat

Meat eaten at over 5280’ of elevation
Would you like a piece of this mountain meat?
by Reno5280 January 27, 2020
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meat scrap

Stop being stupid you fucking meat scrap
by John ZZ October 22, 2017
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Port Meat

A term used by major league sports players to describe their various flings in cities around the country.

Since they travel often for games, it is not unfounded to think some major league players have multiple women available for hookups in cites they often travel to.

The term can be considered derogatory since it’s technically referring to “Meat” in a “Port of Entry”.

During his 13 year career in the NBA. It is approximated that 1978 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Wilt Chamberlain had sex with 20,000 different women, roughly 2.3 woman per day. The woman he had sex with in the various cities he traveled to could be considered “Port Meat”. It is not known if the term was colloquially used by him or NBA players at the time.
I have some Port Meat waiting for me after our game in Austin.
by Drew East December 11, 2022
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meat lamp

A tanning apparatus for the penis. See muffin oven and hand lube.
I lost my muffin oven, can I borrow your meat lamp? We're getting pale down there.
by Colin McDonnell October 1, 2013
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