Jake hands

When your hands are small af

Dang he got jake hands

by Booiiiiiioi April 25, 2019

National hold a Murphy’s hand day

This day is we’re you hold a super duper cute girl named Katie Murphy’s hand and if you pass up that opportunity ever you don’t deserve her because she’s freaking great and deserves the best

It’s National hold a Murphy’s hand day and Katie Murphy’s right there

by Goodballllllllllll October 16, 2019

hand celibate

When a person goes a period of time without masterbating, they can still receive oral or have sex.

A lot of guys are hand celibate for no nut November.

by Roman Archer June 30, 2019

Clap Hands

Origin: Vancouver, Canada.

To remove or get rid of evidence.

Guy #1: Ay, man, I think some blues just caught me scramblin'.

Guy #2: What?

Guy #1: Yeah it was serious.

Guy #2: Yo, you need to clap hands, my dude.

by UrbCityProphet November 8, 2009

Hand

The thing you use to click 99% of the time go outside

Hey dude whats wrong with your hand its purple

by Face smiley October 12, 2019

Zombie Hand

When a girl kisses your hand and you decide you never want to wash it again after that. So her kiss stays on your hand as well as the bacteria from her lips making your hand a “Zombie Hand”.

That teen boy’s crush kissed his hand the other day he said he never wants to wash that hand again after she kissed his hand so now he has a “Zombie Hand”.

by Vielee August 28, 2023

Bunky hands

When your hands have red spots on them resembling eczema.

A pen broke in my hand and it resembled a disgusting illness, to which my friend saw and yelled out “BUNKY HANDS”

by Bryxen May 19, 2022