God told me to do it

I HAVE to do it guys!

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"

by Hym Iam August 18, 2024

Bald god

God of Bald, usually wears a black suit and goes under the name of Wilson Fisk. Capable of unexplainable power.

All pray to the Bald God

by naicha December 23, 2020

god of instagram

delirixus.aep

delixirus.aep is the god of instagram edits

by pleaseimjusttryinftogetaname September 19, 2020

Coochie God

The man of your dreams. Track him down. Give him a kiss.

Thank you, Coochie God.

by Cooch E God January 14, 2022

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023

Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila: "Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing in there?"
Ethan: "Good morning and god bless."

by Defining shift May 26, 2018

Rizz God

A word to describe people who have good pickup lines.

Ren is not a rizz god!

by Lewisousiousdis May 26, 2023