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Your God's right here

When your pissed off a group of scared hopeless people. They are clearly weak compared to you so must establish your dominece at that very moment. The most effective way ever known is the " Your god's right here "
Crazy villain: " you dumb fools, can't you see........ Your God's right here "
by Eldiablo_6666 January 9, 2019
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GOD IS COMING

GOD IS COMING SOON , please turn to Our Heavenly Father . He sent His only Son to die on the Cross for OUR sins
by herbestii May 9, 2022
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Sex God

by Mommy's dead baby November 23, 2021
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God's not dead 2

What conservatives are doing to Lgbtq teachers.
Hym "They are literally doing the plot of 'God's not dead 2' (Where Sarah Michelle Gellar is taken to court for quoting the bible) to Lgbtq teachers. That's literally what they are doing. Their entire political strategy is either doing the plot of a movie or anime (but in reverse) or doing what the liberals where doing to them (be in reverse). It's so lazy."
by Hym Iam August 18, 2023
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technological act of god

If a gamma ray burst or solar flare is not to blame for an information systems failure(s) that no geek on this earth, working or idle, can possibly explain.

The event shall not be considered a 'true' TAOG unless an electronic payment system failure results in thousands or perhaps millions of individuals being catapulted into economic catastrophe.
Debtor "My pay wasn't direct deposited because of the (blank) crash and they can't cut me a cheque because they only do direct deposit"

Creditor "By saving a year's worth of take home pay as an emergency fund you would'nt be in this situation now would you.

Save money and think positive and stuff like this wouldn't happen to you. It is what it is - a technological act of god"
by holland.paul.5150 February 28, 2017
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god pass

Holy shit we got the god pass, we can go wherever we want, we can go on stage and fondle Kanye’s balls if we want”
by Liskrocks August 5, 2018
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Splash God

A term used when you're on fire from the 3-point line in NBA 2K
Swish! Another one! Call me the splash god, boy.
by coloncrock June 5, 2016
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