Cat dorito

Cat turds in a litter box that are covered in cat litter. These make tasty treats for dogs.

Jeff: Hey man, what's your dog eating, looks nasty.

Me: Aww man, she got another cat dorito.

John: WTF is a cat dorito?
Me: It's a cat turd she took out if the litter box, she loves that shit.

by MynameJeff81 January 19, 2021

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black footed cat

a cute lil kitty but inside is a big awesome lion

why the black footed cat lookin so friendly and jolly but really it is a big wild baby!!!

by ball destroyer9000 January 31, 2023

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Cat shyt

Worthless men.

Your a peice of cat shyt!

by bitchplz5150 August 11, 2022

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most commonly found as a small animal that lives in houses or the streets if its your pet and its hairless its the worst little ducker ever. one moment it'll be cuddly and happy and then THE NEXT ITLL TRU TO DUCKING RIP YOUR EYES TO SHREDDS!1!!!!1!11!1!1!1!1111111!1!1!1!1 then it'll force you to get up and open the door for it because it wants to go eat some more of that tuna it didn't finish last night by meowing with their annoying little voice until you do it because your bouta cry of frustration from its annoying ass voice and sometimes they can be the cutest thing ever.

person a- 'aww my cat is cuddling me. oops I started head banging me and now I'm bleeding on my stomach. AHH SHE WANTS OUTA THE ROOM NOW."
person b-'you good?'
person a-'yeah yeah its just a normal day of being a cat owner.'

by the duck thing December 20, 2022

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