on the job

What Fire and Police personnel in New York City say when inferring that they are active with the FDNY, NYPD, or another agency within the five boroughs.

Tony: "I did 27 years with Engine 38, Ladder 51 in The Bronx."
Mike: "I've been on the job 12 years out of the 9th Precinct."

by Lt. Zach January 20, 2022

Pajama Job

Any job you can do from home and work in your pajamas.

I'm now working for a call center from home. I finally have a pajama job!

by DJSuzay May 13, 2021

straw job

when a girl is so into a blow that job that she drinks your jiz

Bruh my girl is crazy. She gave me a straw job last night.

by (:)]+< November 3, 2010

PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.

Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!

by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020

Canadian nose job

The Canadian nose job is a form of sexual pleasure where the man sticks his big nose in a women’s vagina and blows his nose then licks the snot back up from inside the vagina.

I gave Susie a Canadian nose job last night. It was fuckin fantastic!

by Sweaty Kaink June 8, 2020

Sonic hand job

The act of masturbating to another male while watching hedgehog porn video while siting on a bunch of hedgehogs. You must do this act at the speed of sound, if somone caught you, you will have to scream pingus!

I will give you a sonic hand job and you will LIKE IT!

by Mexican geek January 21, 2018

Job Stalking

Job Stalking is the phenomenon of employers viewing your job application repeatedly for some reason, but then never reaching out to you in any way. They will view your application multiple times for no reason . One theory is that they see you are qualified, but are biased against folks with a lot of education and not much experience. They want to value your education, but will not reach out because of political correctness and age discrimination for younger recent college grads.

Eric applied to a job on Zip Recruiter for an entry level IT position. The employer kept viewing his application and a notice kept showing up on Eric's phone that his application had been viewed by the employer who's job he applied to. Eric was worried about Job Stalking.

by FunTdrip January 15, 2024