Once upon a time the end

The worst story ever.

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.

by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

Old Lady Time Machine

he process of tapping a old lady's shit raw to the point of climax (for best effect above 80). At which point causes both participants to see a flash of the old lady's whole life. This process is only a couple seconds. This action may kill the old lady.

"Hey can I Old Lady Time Machine your grandma, she need to remember some stuff."

by Greg G. G July 6, 2022

peanut butter jelly time

Peanut Butter Jelly Time originated with a flash animation that showed a Banana dancing wildy about the screen rapping the following lyrics: "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Peanut Butter Jelly Time(repeats several times), Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat, Peanut Butter Jelly with a baseball bat."

Use it in moments of extreme silliness, Like when class starts or something.

by JokerDoom March 21, 2004

wanna have a good time?

A word used by famous Australian Pimp: Jesse Bauld
This word is now a popular catchphrase evrywhere!

"Wanna have a good Time?, with a beer?"

by PSEUDONYMNOOB July 19, 2012

Give Some Time Back

To reduce the amount of prison time one is presently serving.

I filed a post conviction on my public defender to try to give some time back.

by jodido1975 May 13, 2010

McHale Standard Time (MST)

About an hour and a half slower than Eastern Standard Time.

Spencer: Where is Jeff? I thought we all agreed to be here at 10:00?

Ryan: True, but he is on McHale Standard Time (MST), so he won't be here until about 11:30.

Spencer: Oh right, I always forget the conversion.

by Notorious REB August 5, 2011

whadja do wrong that time

A phrase utter by people who don't know what they're talking about, when they are mad at someone. Often used by black men with speech impediments when talking to football players.

When the left tackle messed up on the 22 iso, the coach said "Whadja do wrong that time?"

by Schillster September 26, 2005