two bag job

Situation where a person male or female is so ugly , two paper bags are required to cover not only the ugly persons face but your own. Hence two bag job
by Ncc74205 November 16, 2016
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Pussy Job

When a man rubs his erect penis vertically between a woman's labia and across her clitoris for her pleasure.
by PJAficionado October 07, 2021
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ank job

a sexual act of any kind. Could mean anything from b job to h job to tossing the salad. Used as coverup for the actual act performed, so other people listening wont know the exact job done
Hey didnt you give that kid's cousin an ank job one time?
by flaming cheet-o March 07, 2011
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crypt job

Having oral sex with a dead person.
The maggots already ate her pelvis so i had to have a crypt job.
by Sam DrownTown December 14, 2008
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Cider Job

when you bring a fresh ass for kenneth, chaos ensues
"Sounds sticky, Cider Job, sounds sticky"
by Goblinsanta January 06, 2021
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Blow Job Season

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
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Blow Job Season

Blow Job Season is when the leaves begin to change, pumpkin spice everything hits the stores, women break out their fall sweaters, nights get cool, and blow jobs happen at the fresh scent of a fall candle.
Hey boys - My wife started decorating for fall. It's BLOW JOB SEASON!!!
by Holidays4men August 20, 2024
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