God Goals

When you leave your friends online to go do Bible Study for 3 hours.

Jaiden: "Where's Nik and Jordyn?"
Chris: "They've been gone for ages doing Bible study with their fam."
Jaiden: "That's some God Goals."

by Keinem November 14, 2021

God

Taylor Swift

Wow! Gods album Red (Taylor’s Version) is great!

by user1972642791837 November 14, 2021

on god?

you say this after somebody say some cap shiet

Nob: i got twelve hoes

Rob: on god?

Bob: foreal bro

by XxXdickblue1XxX November 16, 2021

god

me

bow down to your god

by tanrımgeregi November 21, 2021

elio the god

HOT AS GUCK MAN LIKE DUDE PLEASE MARRY ME ON THE FUCKING SPOT

(also please kiss me <3)

idk elio the god is hot af

by pebbls November 21, 2021

on god

when something is so true there's no way to describe how true it is

Marcus: "bro theres no way im getting into college"

Daniel: "ON GOD"

by averageDrugEnjoyer January 22, 2022

OP PRO GOD

OP PRO GOD MEANS THE MOST OPIEST PERSON IN DA WORLD. THERE IS ONLY ONE OP PRO GOD EVER WHICH IS ! "𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐭ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ". thx

OP PRO GOD BY:- ! "𝐈𝐭𝐳 𝐒𝐢𝐝'𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐭ᴼᶠᶠᶦᶜᶦᵃˡ"

by OP PRO GOD January 24, 2022