Life

It's like a penis its soft and sometimes it gets hard for some people it's big for some its short.

Damn his life is like a penis its always hard

by 3dicksinmyass October 2, 2020

life

Your life is something you can buy and is pathetic

I need a new life

by Jeff the donkey October 6, 2020

life

LIFE is enjoying Everything/ Sex

When someone says they want to enjoy LIFE, That is Like Talking About Enjoying SEX

by BRIMH October 11, 2020

My life so far

Just literal fucking garage fire

Oh how’s it going?

My life so far

by Bumcrackchesse4u October 11, 2020

white for life

A Crazy Ass White Boy From Soddy By God Daisy Who Lives A "Fuck It Im Winging This Shit Lifestyle." Aka Jap/Justin/Daddy! Im Too White To Ride A Bike!

Y'all Remember When That Crazy Ass White For Life Fucker Wrecked His Ol' Ladies Car Into A Tree Doing 80 Mile An Hour With No SeatBelt And Got Out And Walked Away?

by WhiteForLife Payne October 15, 2020

No life

When someone does one thing all day and nothing else for example, if they only play video games all day 24/7 and don’t go outside at all.

Someone: playing video games*
Me: You have no life man, all you do is play games all day let’s go outside and enjoy life.

by Jackisnotblack October 19, 2020

african wild life

This is a game played by a couple who wants to have a baby. It starts by the couple being both naked, then the woman hides and the man coming to find her and the woman has 30 minutes to evade the man, in which case she wins. Then if the man successfully insemanates her he loses as well. The safe words are africa wild life. (Can also be played for recreation on birth control)

Wife: Hey wanna make another money leech that will carry on they family name.
Husband: sure but can we at least play african wild life
Wife: Sure

by Tinmanhaspenis March 21, 2017