The ghost of Boston’s forgotten founder, executed in 1631 for “witchcraft” after peacefully communicating with local Native tribes. Hanged in what’s now the Boston Common children’s park, John Boston returns every July 6th, the day he died.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Each year, he rises at midnight, hunting for the smelliest children under 15 to “rebuild the city he was denied.” Legend says the stinkier the kid, the more likely they are to vanish.
The city closes the park every July 6th to contain him — but when the gates are locked, he takes to the streets.
Friend 1: “Hey, wanna hang out tomorrow?”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
Friend 2: “Hell no, it’s John Boston’s day, and I haven’t showered. I ain’t tryna vanish into the trees, bro.”
by Wsgg July 5, 2025
Get the John Bostonmug. 1. A man who is often stubborn, dumb, aggravating, unforgiving, forgetful, and just overall a complete dumbass.
2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
2. A set of words used as an insult towards people. It can be rude or funny to some.
1. "John Admin was paid yesterday. He asked me today where his money was at. He even had a picture of me paying him his $10."
2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
2. "Don't be a John Admin. I thought you were told better!"
by -Wolfie- July 4, 2018
Get the John Adminmug. A man who ruins everything he touches. A racist asshole. Henry Clay’s boyfriend, but he will break off their engagement. However, he has cheekbones so sharp they can slice bread, and young men licked his toes
by Dan’l Not Daniel March 18, 2023
Get the John Calhounmug. Ultimately, your thoughts on John EEE will be influenced by your personal experiences, interactions, and perceptions. It's essential to approach these thoughts thoughtfully and considerately.
Ultimately, your thoughts on John EEE will be influenced by your personal experiences, interactions, and perceptions. It's essential to approach these thoughts thoughtfully and considerately.
by Bro what ohhh Connor Boyce March 25, 2024
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Get the Piglet Johnmug. John Radiohead is the visionary behind the iconic band Radiohead. As the sole member, he has single-handedly crafted a diverse and influential discography that has captivated audiences worldwide. John Radiohead is rarely seen in public due to his devout hatred of rock music and efforts to avoid it. John Radiohead is truly regarded as the most influential artist of our time.
Tom: Wow I love the Amnesiac album so much.
York: Did you know that John Radiohead played every instrument on the album?
Tom: What!!! That's crazy, John Radiohead is so talented!
York: Did you know that John Radiohead played every instrument on the album?
Tom: What!!! That's crazy, John Radiohead is so talented!
by bxrp January 27, 2025
Get the John Radioheadmug.