Steve Jobs

A who started apple who died from ligma.

James- Did you you know that Steve Jobs died from ligma
Dame- Who's Steve Jobs
James- Ligma balls

by Water_boy April 14, 2022

Piss job

Someone who sucks the piss out of a penis.

Bro how long has it been since you brush your teeth it smells like you just did piss jobs 😂😂!

by Dickgrabber5000 April 17, 2022

Knee Job

In a Teppanyaki act, the cook bounces the spinning egg off of his knee and proceeds catch the egg back on the spatula

“That was a great knee job that guy pulled off the other day”

by squidpp April 17, 2022

Skyline Job

Getting fucked while skydiving

Oh god dam krissy gave me a Skyline Job yesterday

by BigMeatDaddy April 20, 2022

Storm Job

used in place of the term, "rimming".
because some people believe Geo Storms to be gay, so they associate this word in place of a rim job.

check out COSR to learn more.

man...there are some freaky women out there, this one girl was into lickin ass. Rimjobs are gross.
person B: dont call them rimjobs, call them stormjobs, because they're gay.

by El Negro September 11, 2004

Spanner job

UK: Used to describe the fifty pence piece due to its seven sided design and its resembelence to a nut*.

*As in nut and bolt.

Customer: Barman! can I have change for the cig machine.
Barman: How much do y' need?
Customer: A couple of spanner jobs should sort it, ta!

by Blue Cawdrey November 21, 2004

Liam Job

When a job is started but abandoned before being completed in a way that causes inconvenience to others.

Not only did he not flush the toilet, he also peed all over the toilet seat so I had to wipe it down before I could use it. It was a real Liam Job.

by GroundBadger November 14, 2021