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Dump-n-jack

When you take a dump, then jack off in the bowl after you're done. Usually this is to save water and not flush twice, or to cover up for anyone in the house.
Can also be taking a dump right after you finish jacking off.
"I'm gonna go take a dunp-n-jack"
"Cool. See you in 30"

"I told my mom I was in the bathroom when I did my dump-n-jack"
by create1ders October 17, 2011
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Post-jack courage

(n.) Similar to "Liquid courage."

After just having masturbated, the feeling of being able to call up that girl you've always wanted to go out with but were too chicken-shit to do it before. Often short lived.
I finally called Emily last night while I was still hyped on post-jack courage!
by DownloadFailed November 6, 2011
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Denim Jack with patches

A typical piece of clothing worn by 'indie' people. Many people named Jai will be seen wearing this jacket. There is no pink patches on the Jacket as people who wear it like to keep there man-ly-ness and pink is no man-ly.
Oh wow look at his indie-ness with his Denim Jack with patches.
by heatherrrrrrrrr August 22, 2011
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hit my jack

to like hit someone up on they phone (milwaukee wisconsin slang)
what’s up shawty, you a fire bitty on what!
hit my jack later girl
by milwaukeeslang May 29, 2023
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Jackpot of Jack Squat

When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”
by VNSpano127 May 31, 2023
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Jack Pace-Bain

A fanny with only one testicle
Hey Jack Pace-Bain, how many balls do you have?
One *weeps*
by Nannybread February 24, 2023
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jack delany-barnes

jack delany-barnes is the most skibbidy sigma ohio gyat level 100 rizzler
Jack delany-barnes is a rizler
by Level 100 sigma November 8, 2023
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