head neck

An ailment characterized by a sore, stiff or otherwise uncomfortable feeling in or around the neck and attributable to extended, or perhaps simply incorrectly administered, oral sex. Usage is exactly like one would use "tennis elbow." The first word (head) defines the activity and the second word (neck) refers to the body part that is suffering as a result of performing the activity. Appears in both genders and can be associated with fellatio, cunnilingus or even analingus. It truly is an equal opportunity malady.

"Heck Bill, I'd really love to go down on you today, but I have a really severe case of head neck."

by erik, just erik March 10, 2008

bruised head

The description of a penis after it has turned blue after hours of sex and oral sex. It has a faded, bluish color.

She fucked and sucked me so much that I have a bruised head.

by ValentineTitty July 16, 2006

Wang Head

(Noun) A person who possesses unusually geeky, nerdy, or loserish characteristics or personality.

Adrian is a ginormous wang head

by Jodi April 7, 2005

head lettuce

another name for hair

"hey man you need to cut your head lettuce"

"dude i just shaved all my butt lettuce"

"i got wax all in my leg lettuce"

by omglols1 August 7, 2009

head ahh

A term used by individuals to lazy to use head ass. Most commonly used by Hispanics and Muslim Americans. Usually used as a insult towards some ugly dood. This phrase is most commonly used with other terms such as "a dood" "let me get some", and " ayy, you got a dollar."

"Man Josue head ahh sucks at soccer" - Mohommed Bushalla

by Rob Dunn. November 13, 2017

head shit

In the game codmw2 when you get a head shot with 50 cal spamming at point blank range?

(boom headshot) you just got a head shit Nigka?

by unclesarah1334 April 10, 2010

Face Head

southern california rhyming slang
face head -> dread

She's such a face head today.
translates: She's such a dread today.

by hellatightinsocal September 12, 2009