Player 2 Syndrome

When playing a split screen game and you end up looking at the winners play area where you start to believe it's your screen. You eventually believe it's you who is winning or doing great and start to feel amazed with how good the game is going. At the end of the round or near it, you are flooded with embarrassment as you realize you have been staring at the wrong play area for an unknown amount of time thinking you were playing it where in reality your player has failed to advance. Could also happen in real life.

I thought I was finally getting the hang of things until the Player 2 Syndrome set in.

by thedjwcc February 11, 2022

Route 2 It

Originally the name of a prominent freeway in Ohio, now used to express the act of throwing something onto the freeway and presumably getting ran over in the process.

My phone is out of warranty? Meh. Just Route 2 it.

by Gym Floor Cheeto November 18, 2021

2-4-1

2-4-1 comes from the expression "Life's 2 Short 4 Just 1 Sport" and has become synonomous with being a multisport athlete, or someone who rises to a high level in their primary sport by growing up playing multiple sports (eg. Roger Federer, Patrick Mahomes, Wayne Gretzky, Abby Wombach).

That kid is clearly a 2-4-1er. What an athlete.

by MinisterOfFun December 7, 2022

1, 2, and 3 woods

Describes da varying degrees of hard-on dat a male golfer gets from watching a hot busty number lean over to tee up a ball, revealing her luscious cleavage for him to see; da more of her ample tits dat get revealed to his lustful gaze dat way, da higher his "wood number".

I went through a complete range of "1, 2, and 3 woods" while Tiffany was playing a round of golf wif me; finally I couldn't stand it anymore, and so I yanked down her golfing shorts and took her right then and there in da middle of the putting green!

by QuacksO October 19, 2023

Top gun 2

You know it DOESN'T suck if it involves me, right? I haven't seen it but if am am involved in any way it's automatically good.

Hym "We're not in Top gun 2 are we?"

Iam "Uuuummm.... I donno. You know I haven't seen it... Wait, you don't want to watch it do you?"

Hym "We might have to... We also might have to watch Plane movie..."

Iam "What? Why?"

Hym "We said plane movies suck and what does this cock sucker do IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE SAID IT?"

Iam "Uh... make a plane movie..."

Hym "AND HE CALLED IT 'PLANE MOVIE'!!! He walked up to us, whipped out his dick, and pissed all over our shoes Iam! Are your socks wet? Is it warm? Do you feel it!? That's his piss!!! Pruning your little toes as we speak!"

Iam "Ew."

Hym "I won't stand for it! It has to be bad... Right? It can't be good... Can it?" *Disgruntled groan*

Iam "I.. I donno man... Just calm down."

Hym "He's mocking us! Get in the car! We're going to redbox!"

Iam *sigh* "Alright..."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

2 inch punnisher

Small penis

Little jonny had a 2 inch punnisher and made all the girls run

by Squalid May 17, 2023

Greys_tvd.2

greys_tvd.2 is the scariest person ever

Person one did you here greys_tvd.2 is the scariest person ever person two i know right

by Iambread36 July 29, 2021