Located in a quaint hell hole about 30 min. south of Canton Ohio,NPHS is a shit stained failed social experiment of a school well past its prime. The teaching staff is primarily composed of chronic alcoholics whose original goals in life were to go off to grad school and earn a Doctorate in some gay ass liberal arts program. But because they failed to earn high enough grades in their undergrad studies,attributed mostly to an awesome combo of hookers and blow, they were forced to teach the teenage angst filled minds that primarily compose the New Philadelphia school system. Now even though it's a shining example of why American public schools are a failure and laughing stock of the world,the majority of its inhabitants are your a-typical assortment of jocks,sluts,rednecks,gays,hipsters,gay hipsters,bandies,nerds,preps ect. There is however 1 interesting and notable standout group among them. Mostly consisting of baby momma's so nicely imported from the inner city ghettos of Ohio's metro areas by the juvenile justice system,the violent drug fueled shenanigans of the tribe simply known as the group home girls provide the highest form of entertainment at NPHS. If its fighting over who can take it farther up the ass from the handicapped janitor,or who's turn it is to sneak out during lunch and go buy menthols from the gas station down the street, the broken ribs and punctured spleens that occur in said fights always help liven up lunch room gossip and school in general.
Faggot A:Dude after I graduate from New Philadelphia High School, I'm leaving that shit stain of a school behind forever. I don't want my future offspring to go there and get herpes from those group home girls that go there.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
Faggot B: Yea,those girls are such cunts and sluts.
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