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jumping jacks on the d

the phrase that made nicki minaj tell the commentor to get the fuck off of her phone
Do i do jumping jacks on the D? get off my… get the fuck off of my phone
by Condolences Jordan February 7, 2022
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The Jack-Tepper Cut

A style of hair cut where a long mullet is grown out while the tips of the hair curl up at the end. This haircut is predominantly worn by hockey players who also associate with the clique "fuckbois". Gel is often used to assist the curling of the hair.
Cobly's friends made fun of him for having the Jack-Tepper cut; his hair looked like it wrapped itself around a helmet and became a squid.
by laxbro2005 August 6, 2016
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Jack Bob Livingston

Urban legend creature, said to take on the form of a rabbit, from the magical land of shroom. The only known proof of Jack Bob Livingston's existence is by playing side B of certain 70's rock band albums backwards on a record player. The record is played in reverse until an eerie screeching rabbit can be heard crying "shroomsss".
"Dude, are we trippin our faces off, or did we just hear Jack Bob Livingston?!"
by squarenasty June 20, 2014
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Jack Pace-Bain

A fanny with only one testicle
Hey Jack Pace-Bain, how many balls do you have?
One *weeps*
by Nannybread February 24, 2023
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Jack Sucks at Life

The 3rd Greatest Youtuber of all time after Airrack and Mr Beast. He has over 10 channels with over 100 000 subscribers and over 1 billion views. He is also the owner of the legendary Turd Boi 420 channel.
Person 1: Do you know Jack Sucks at life?
Person 2: No who’s he?
Person 1: He’s the creator of Turd Boi 420
Person 2: Oh, I know him
by @Star_Wars_now December 17, 2022
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Jack and Diane Season

Hands down the most wonderful season of them all.

A time when the grass is growing, charcoal grills are going; and the Busch Lattes are flowing endlessly.

Dad's all over the country begin to emerge from their five month winter DIY hibernation, turn up the John Cougar Mellencamp tunes, (Bob Seger also is welcomed) crack open a busch beer and begin to paint their white New Balances green.

The time if the year when Home Depot's everywhere suddenly become flooded with grass stained Jort (Jean shorts) Dad's arriving at 6 AM buying up all their 3 colonial base, pre primed quater round and pressure treated decking lumber.

When waking up at 5:30 on a Saturday and consuming a hotdog is acceptable. Eating good in the neighborhood becomes your mantra, and debating whether screws or nails with a random person in line at the hardware store are the most appropriate fasteners is most definitely a common practice during this time.

A time when Dads, Sharon's, and Timmy's everywhere alike can get together and feel alright.

Truly the most wonderful time of the year.
"It's Jack and Diane Season y'all! Get your jorts on, crack open a Busch latte and get ready to paint em' green!!
by Cumdik April 10, 2021
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Reverse Jack Sprat

Thin girl, fat guy relationship based on nothing but mutual admiration.
I'm in a Reverse Jack Sprat, and my lady needs a Kevlar vest. Any recommendations?
by Scipio December 10, 2015
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