Reverse monkey grip

masturbating with palm down

"Dude she used a reverse monkey grip on me!"

by R-Mac January 15, 2005

Dressing a Monkey in Silk

Dressing a monkey in silk does not change the fact that it is a monkey. This is the phrase Spanish speakers use to indicate a bad thing has been made to look good.
An Equivalent English Phrase is 'Putting Lipstick on a Pig.'
Note: In Columbia and Spain, 'Dressing a Monkey in Silk' has no negative connotations of any kind.

'McCain is Dressing a Monkey in Silk' - Obama

by Legatus 1TTA1 October 25, 2008

blunt monkey freak

A person who will do anything to smoke weed/hit a blunt.

This lady just gave him head for a hit of this blunt. She is a blunt monkey FREAK!!

by Ms. Reservoir June 16, 2009

Monkey on your back

To have an addicction, especially a drug addiction.

Man, he's got a monkey on him back! He's so wasted!

by bluestorm100 March 12, 2005

monkey ass nigga

Shady dude to the unth degree. Unreliable and fake . Usually lame having no street credit but puts on a front like he's hard. A petty, selfish buzzkill with house nigga genes.

Only a monkey ass nigga would report for jury and make the cut.

by bad_uncle February 25, 2015

spasmatic monkey twitch

Someone with the shakes or a tremor.

If that fool with the spasmatic monkey twitch were to shave, he'd slice his throat.

by micaela Krause November 16, 2007

Gay Monkey Virus

An Asshole Named Marcus Has "Gay Monkey Virus" He Attacks Them With His Nappy Ass Fashion..With I Find Annoying Af

Marcus:Hi
Me:Fuck Off Gay Monkey Don't Infected Me ASSHOLE! U Have Gay Monkey Virus!

by Retarded Error 404 September 12, 2015