October 26

The day you get to punch a dick in the dick

Anna: *punches her ex who cheated on her in the dick*
Jake: Why did u punch me in the dick?
Anna: Because it’s October 26th

Jake: Meaning?
Anna: Its punch a dick in the dick day

by ISHAHAFHAFW November 15, 2020

October 19th

The day you have to kiss your girlfriend and hug her.

Boyfriend: Come here i have to hug and kiss you.
Girlfriend: Why?
Boyfriend: Because its October 19th.

by Dudethatsgay November 15, 2020

October 30

The day the most ugly bitches are born

Oh she ugly must be born October 30

by Doddy doddy Dodd Dodd November 16, 2020

october 21

national kick a dumb blonde day

dakota is so dumb, oh wait its october 21 i can kick her

by brunomargs October 20, 2020

October 26

cry yourself to sleep day because it's quarantine and you can't see your crush or your friends

I'm gonna play video games to ease the pain since it's October 26

by ;-; October 20, 2020

October 26

cry yourself to sleep day because it's quarantine and you can't see your crush or your friends

I'm gonna play video games to ease the pain since it's October 26

by ;-; October 20, 2020

October 21

Yeah this is the night angel gets laid

October 21 was angels lucky day

by ThatManSusAlissa October 21, 2020