John

A fucking simp that falls over girls that live over 30 miles away. Usually people with this name are absolute homos and are kind of pp heads.

"Look it's a fucking simp john skadmore lol!!!!!"

by therealglizzygladiator October 14, 2020

Opper Johns

A cop

Run the opper johns are coming.

by Opperjohn May 31, 2023

on john

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Bro Im going to fail this test...ON JOHN

by DerekZalez March 21, 2025

John-Chan

a character from 'my hero academia'. An Abomination of science. Has no rights and should have never existed.

John-Chan creeps me out so much...

by owofek October 13, 2020

John

Man who’s hair is longer than his arms also a little guy

Have you seen John

Oh yeah he’s the guy w the short arms

by Daddywjhehdhd June 20, 2022

John Cabot Academy

A school that was once a chill, smooth flow school that has now turned into a shit house full of couples and year 12s smoking. The teacher’s there are so rude now, and they’ll try and do anything to kick you out.

Also, some student in that school got pregnant by a 30 year old, and they were both in a relationship for 5 years. John Cabot Academy is actually mad.

by YouTube - myntism October 9, 2019

John Grove

The act of John Groving someone. (leaving remnants of semen on another person's hair/face)

She had to wash the John Grove out of her hair the next morning.

by Kaylah Barger April 15, 2015