smile cat

she is my pet cat that is in love with smile dog and she will call you a shit dawg. if you call her smiley cat she will call you smiley dog if you seem like a dog but if you seem like a cat she will call you a sewer rat. her catch phrase is '' spread the sentense'' which sounds simmalar to ''spread the word''.

random human that might be killed by a creepypasta:did you read the smile cat creepypasta story?
other human:yes i did but then i met her irl and i called her smiley cat and then she called me a smiley sewer rat.

by weaseltalondrowned November 1, 2019

Cat

Actually a freaking baddie! She is the best person it the whole damm world. If you don’t have a friend named cat, then ur dumb

Omg my friend cat is a freaking god!

by your friends cute December 1, 2019

Cat cuddle

To mimic a cat clinging onto its owner's front, but during sexy time. Embedding nails into partner's back is advised for accuracy.

"Ooh baby, that's it, now quick! Give me a cat cuddle!"

by Knobbadan August 17, 2016

kitty cat

1. Aizawa's nickname for his special someone

"hey kitty cat~"

by kuroosconfusedcumslut February 4, 2021

Catting

Having sex with strangers while their spouses are watching.

I was catting with my neighbor's wife. That's how I got my jaw broken.

by CrazyCatLadyWith21ImaginaryCat March 6, 2017

cats are green

What you say at 3:67 in the morning when you are rambling to your good friend who has just brought in some delicious subway sandwiches.

"cats are green!"

by catsaregrene May 6, 2021

Cat Crush

Typically done by 40 year old men, the cat crush is a sexual move with a cat. (Normally a house cat, but any type of cat will do) The cat must not be neutered, as you will need the cat to have at least one of their testes.

What the move is, you take your cat, and pin it down on a flat surface, then you take your hand (in a fist shape) and slam it down on your cats ball sack. This will cause immense sexual tension with you and your cat

Stevie gave his cat a nice Cat Crush, he's one hell of a guy!

by Doctor. D, Dinosaur December 11, 2020