Poop Séance

When a group of friends or family get together to collectively dump while summoning a ghost.

Wow, our poop séance was incredible! We got those mozzarella sticks out and summoned grandma!

by donkeyturd April 12, 2024

Poop Scootin’ Boogie

When you’re having sex and the guy puts it in your ass without your consent, as soon as he finishes and/or pulls out, you sit, shit, scoot, and get the hell outta dodge.

We were fucking doggy style and he shoved it in my ass. I told him to take it out and he did, so I climbed on top, shit, scooted my ass on his leg like a dog, and ran out ASAP. More commonly known as the poop scootin’ boogie.

by BarryGoodTimes April 04, 2021

Friggin Poop Ton

A plethora of friggin stuff.

(Sentence if said by Canadian)

Don’t cha know the lord really blessed them with a FRIGGIN POOP TON of goodness for the people Aye?!

by FTH and stuff December 11, 2021

Blunder poop

When you're jerking off (or flicking the bean) and your "finish" is so extreme that you shit yourself.

"damn I was jerking it so hard last night I accidentally blunder pooped in my bed"

by Just some guy 183691 December 20, 2016

poop butt dumpster

the nasty of the nasty women...steer clear..nothing to see here.

yo dude...steer clear of that one...she's a straight up poop butt dumpster.

by geemoney$$$ July 15, 2024

Poop Salesman

When you push poop through someone’s mail slot.

Ralph tends to become a poop salesman when he is mad at people.

by Poop monster 555 December 26, 2022

national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 01, 2021