by Le Watermelon October 7, 2016

A fish that swims into your penis and eats you from the inside out. It will cause extreme discomfort, possible insanity, extreme fatigue, cravings for pickles with chocolate, and reoccurring wet dreams about orange unicorns.
Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
by thicc_tortilla December 12, 2020

A paticular fishing rod used by fish on the Internet to get likes on their Facebook page by stealing content that isn't theirs.
SoFloAntonio: "hey look a video of a child biting another child's finger, with my fishing rod here I will just simply steal this video and post it on my Facebook page and get all the credit"
by Therightchoice May 22, 2016

"Hey dude why is your face pink?"
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass
"A gummy fish saw me"
"I'm sorry dude I'll pray for your face."
"Thanks you silly grass
by Silly grass November 15, 2014

Someone who rejects the idea of fishing with fishing equipment instead they use there hands or other ancient methods of fishing
by Rebelfisharmy February 28, 2024

by YOUWISHYOUKNEWx3 October 22, 2008

When a guy has raw intercourse with a girl and she cums on your penis and then she proceeds to suck it
by giiimmy_HaZe November 20, 2017
