Urban Depression Syndrome

1. The feeling of great sadness a person experiences when they realize that adding new definitions to Urban Dictionary is completely pointless.

2. The feeling of great anxiety or anger a person experiences when they realize that nobody will ever read their new Urban Dictionary definitions because :
a) no one really cares
b) there are already too many definitions

"Matt was staring intently at the computer screen, when he suddenly screamed and drove his clenched fist through the glass, shattering it instantly. He then crushed the keyboard and sent the keys flying across the room, with a mad glare in his eyes. I tried to leave the room to escape the carnage, but then Matt fell down on his chair, sobbing.

"It's all fucking pointless! Fuck!"

He didn't even notice the blood from his shredded hand slowly dripping to the floor. I had known about Urban Depression Syndrome for a long time, but this is definitely not what I expected."

by GlowyAmoeba November 13, 2011

Six Finger Syndrome

when u got 6 fingers total u become the yung six finger man

g1: yoooooo u have 5 fingers on ur left hand and 1 on ur right?
g2 yessirrrr i got that six finger syndrome

by bennnnnnnnnjjjjjii crih November 2, 2020

Post Circus Syndrome

Commonly known as PCS, Post Circus Syndrome is the phase that every person goes through after returning home from the watching the circus or any acrobatic entertainment. The person inflicted with this will attempt to mimic what they have just watched, often ending in humiliation and injury, even death (if you're fat, and/or a sweeg)

Person 1: "Oh, it's so sad, johnny was a great guy..."
Person 2: "Ya, if he wasn't so fat then he would have had a better chance of surviving Post Circus Syndrome."
Person 4: "Word."

by al4 February 26, 2010

Restless Bean Syndrome

Restless Bean Syndrome, sometimes referred to as RBS, is when a woman has a clitoris that requires more frequent attention than most woman. There is no cure for Restless Bean Syndrome to date. However; one can temporarily reduce the restlessness by pleasuring herself or "flicking the bean."

"Hey Sam I heard Grace was diagnosed with Restless Bean Syndrome, I'm sorry to hear that."

"Sorry everybody, Jonna couldn't make it to the party tonight, her RBS is flaring up. She has been flicking the bean all night."

by Dillie Doe April 21, 2010

Loss of Door Syndrome

A very common disorder where double doors become one in a person's mind. If there is a double door and only one of the doors is open, instead of opening the other door a person will try to fit through the one open side, often resulting in an awkward person to person traffic jam.

Gomi: Fuck I just suffered from Loss of Door Syndrome and ran into my crush
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.

by PeacockRB April 13, 2015

Brackish Water Syndrome

The effect ocean water has on the human body's digestive system. This sydrome causes extremely servere cases of runny poop, that may be of an odd color or shape, and is caused by the body's adjustment to the salty air on the coast.

Everytime I go to the beach my stomach gets tore up! That brackish water syndrome gets me every time.

by Dakota Stan April 12, 2011

juice box syndrome

the overwhelming urge to take multiple large sips from a juice box when you only planned to take one.

I wanted to make my juice box last so i had enough to finish my sandwich, but my juice box syndrome kicked in and i finished it too soon.

by your mother82 November 7, 2010