old guy in surfwise

A badass old guy who says it as is doesn’t come with bullshit but trueshit

Old guy in surfwise says I met a Jewish girl named Ellen we got together later that night “she taught me to eat pussy”

by Ur mom 808 January 02, 2018

the guy in the bedroom

That man has a massive cock

the guy in the bedroom could mean a man who waits for you, and has intercourse

by cramon November 21, 2022

Worldwide funny guy

Kim seokjin

Kim Seokjin is worldwide funny guys.

by Kookie is the bestest boy October 16, 2020

Spivey Guy

A narrow beady eye guy, who is missing teeth and you can’t understand a word he says.

Spivey guy Spivey guy, he’s got narrow fucking beady eyes look out here come the Spivey guy.

by Bradys store January 19, 2019

society guy

Someone who just graduated and lands a full time 9-5 job. This person will become depressed as they slave there days away trying to sustain a prominent career. You are now like every other college graduate who hates there life.

Joe. I just landed a job at KPMG bro. I'm a society guy now.

by Bruvington Jr November 04, 2015

Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day

Kick your best guy friend day is every Sunday and Tuesday. This means that if you see your best guy friend, you get to kick him!

Person 1: It’s Tuesday!!!
Guy Friend: Oh no.
Kick Your Best Guy Friend Day
*Kick*

by MetalOrPlasticSpoon November 20, 2023

Stand up guy

Michael Franzese

Hey man! Have you heard of Michael Franzese?

Are you kidding? He’s the definition of a stand up guy!

Oh, my bad!
It’s ok. Fuggetaboutit!

by Gonzorino September 09, 2020