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cookie king

Motherfucker that waddles like a penguin, doesn’t know how to style clothes and has eyes very close to each other. If he doesn’t like the walking dead then he isn’t a “cookie king”
Did you see that weirdo cookie king on TikTok?

Nah man
by MAG666 April 25, 2024
mugGet the cookie kingmug.

King Kong

The King Kong is what you call a person that has a long slong and You have to congragulate them by saying Whoa you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong
Oh Babe you have a King Kong Long Slong Rong Dong Like Mother Fucking Hong Kong
by King Kong Long Slong March 8, 2021
mugGet the King Kongmug.

King for Root

When a red headed man with a thousand yard stare, let’s call him ‘James’ for this hypothetical example, is touched inappropriately by an indirect family member
Long time no see my beautiful nephew, how about some king for root?
by onlineman May 8, 2022
mugGet the King for Rootmug.

12 to the king

When you accidentally waste money on something that benefits someone else who dont deserve it. can be any number i just thought 12 was funny.
ex: “ Guess that’s 12 to the king, im never seeing again”
by thefreckledasian June 16, 2022
mugGet the 12 to the kingmug.

Beard king

Beard King is the name bestowed upon the great King of Chin Hair, the Ruler of all that flows follically, the Master of Manicured Man Hair. He is the greatest example of Beardness ever known. He. Is. Eric.
Eric has been Beard King since 2016, his reign has been historic.
by The BeardKing June 7, 2021
mugGet the Beard kingmug.

matress king

Like the mile high club, but in a matress store.
Bro, we banged so hard I am the ultimate matress king.
by spicychivk101 February 20, 2018
mugGet the matress kingmug.

Kings chalice

When a chick drinks the cum out of a used condom
" Hey man, did you get with that chick last night?"

" Sure did bro, she drank out of the Kings chalice"
by Weedgurlie April 1, 2021
mugGet the Kings chalicemug.

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