Alabama Hand Job

The act of throwing in a wad of chewing tobacco, spitting in your hands, and giving a hand job.
It’s our anniversary and Betty knows I love a good Alabama Hand Job. I even bought her a fresh tin of Copenaghen Straight.
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Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth*

When something seems to be a bit too weird, abnormal, but still quite interesting.
"Wow, Ethan why is there a nigger in the front of the bus?" - "I am not sure. Hmmmmmm *hand on mouth* "
by The Hmminator June 13, 2018
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Lars hands

"That feeling you get when Spaghetti falls out your pocket"
"oh man, The running pace at which you are currently showing is lacking in speed, amongst my point of view. At which fails to surpass a passive & obnoxious fellow such as myself"

"Lars hands"
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Left handed 1 December

You may only use the left Hand to get it
After NNN I used the left hand to totally get it cause it’s left handed 1 December
by 1december🖐 November 27, 2019
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Hand talk

To start a fight or beat someone up as soon as you see them
When I see you it’s straight hand talk on sight.
by Clairebear10 November 20, 2019
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Moist Hand Chad

That small wet piece of paper towel that tears off from the paper towel dispenser.
After hammering out a mean grumpy and washing my hands, I pulled a paper towel only to be left holding a moist hand chad with the remainder of the paper towel left in the dispenser.
by Golf 3 November 04, 2022
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rhubarb hand

Provincial idiom for getting caught red-handed. Guilty of something.
Jimmy Ray insisted that he had nothing to do with the The great pie heist, but we knew he had rhubarb hand all over it.
by etymologingishard July 07, 2022
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