Don’t Rock the Jukebox

Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Before you drop that quarter
Keep one thing in mind
You got a heart broke hillbilly
Standing here in line
I've been down and lonely
Ever since she left
Before you punch that number
Could I make one request?
Don't rock the jukebox
I wanna hear some Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Now, I ain't got nothin'
Against rock and roll
But when your heart's been broken
You need a song that's slow
There ain't nothin' like a steel guitar
To drown a memory
Before you spend your money, baby
Play a song for me

And Don’t Rock the Jukebox
Wanna hear George Jones
'Cause my heart ain't ready
For the Rolling Stones
I don't feel like rockin'
Since my baby's gone
So don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song
Yeah, don't rock the jukebox
Play me a country song

by Death Menace July 9, 2023

magic rock

Magic rock is another word for crack cocaine it's only said by losers and crack rookies

Hay man did you here Daniel scored some magic rock?! I wonder if he would let us partake?

by BIGGER G January 24, 2014

rock 'n' droll

A not very good performamce by a band - especially a rock band, like a Led Zeppelin tribute band.

A: What did you think of that Rock 'n' Roll band last night?
B: Not much really. More like rock 'n' droll to me.

by Seanoooog August 20, 2010

Columbian Rock Climbing

The act of snorting multiple lines of crack with each line increasing in length.

"Hey, the boys and I are Columbian rock climbing. Wanna join?"

by The School of Codyism May 7, 2025

Punk rock sucks

It has no musical merit. It promotes Marxism. And it is just really really lame.

Hip Hop music is just the same. Damn you, 1979. Lmao counter culture.

Punk rock sucks. Before that, music was still musical. Punk musicians destroyed everything.

by WorseThanHitler November 18, 2020

shit rocked

the most toe curling sex

im about to get my shit rocked

lucky

by mvvtserlvver July 8, 2022

Rock Ya Inches

Common phrase for women to say to men to insinuate sexual intercourse, implying she will ride him aggressively.

Woman: “Wyd? I want to rock ya inches tonight.

Man: “Surfs up 🤙”

by CrispyRick42 February 20, 2021