Poop

ITS HARD AND NEVER CUMS OUT

I LOVE TO POOP BUT GET HARD BRICK

by sANFNGGUAD March 21, 2022

poop

A tasty snack.

Dude this poop is fuckin delicious.

by urghuofd9gui December 17, 2021

poop monday

When you eat poop on a nice Monday morning.

“Today is poop Monday! We will have shit for breakfast.”

by miilflover101 January 12, 2021

poop shelf

A questionable invention by the Dutch that is morally and reprehensibly wrong on all levels.

I heard eva owns a poop shelf! what a loser!

by salami! February 2, 2024

i pooped on a bird and it screamed like a taco

why would you even search this up-

Person 1: HEY MAN I POOPED ON A BIRD AND IT SCREAMED LIKE A TACO!

Person 2: I mean they deserve that for pooping on my car all the time.

by cat hotdog June 15, 2021

premature poop

when you're not ready to poop yet, but you do it anyway. often painful and/or hard to pass

Friend 1: How was your poop?
Friend 2. Not great -- it was a premature poop for sure. I should have waited longer to pass this stool.

by pooperforlife August 31, 2016

Polar Poops

When you mix a great polar pop at circle k and it gives you the shits.

Jim mustve made a really good polar pop, he's got the polar poops!

by BrinaBaby💕 June 2, 2021