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Poop Sommelier

An enthusiastic expert in the depth of aromas in human fecal matter. Often found outside restrooms, waiting for a waft of olfactory pleasure emanating from a porcelain bowl full of goodies. Some like rich full reds, others fine crisp whites. The poop sommelier seeks the browns and often greens of excrement.
That incessant imp was outside the bathroom again waiting for me as I was taking a shit. What is wrong with him?

Answer: Poop Sommelier
by Karl Hungus April 21, 2024
mugGet the Poop Sommeliermug.

Poop

Big brown thing that comes out of your butt
My poop is coming!
by Yassqueenpoopismybutt March 8, 2020
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Tasty Poop

When you like poop. There is mental die=sease and its start with c
Such Tasty Poop
by Bob IS Joe December 21, 2021
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Pooping

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โฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸซ๐ŸŸจ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸซ
โฌœโฌœโฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœ
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โฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœ๐Ÿšฝโฌœ
โฌœ๐ŸŸจ๐ŸŸจโฌœโฌœโฌœโฌœ
Pooping is the act what that yellow woman is doing on top of this sentence โฌ†๏ธ
by EMD F59PHI December 16, 2024
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pee...poop

Pee...poop is smart/j
by Pee...poop March 16, 2021
mugGet the pee...poopmug.

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